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hollyheights Mailbox

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Application | Activity | HMD

(from here)
➜ A receipt for $2000
➜ A small but empty book with Landlord's Notes inscribed on the front.
➜ Another special regain pass (though this one only gives restricted regains; no non-humanoid parts and etc.)
➜ Depending on your own personal taste, a luxury cologne ~~or perfume~~ set.
➜ A special food pass. This means that all food purchases from the date of retrieval to December 31st will be free of charge. This excludes personally owned restaurants and only includes grocery and food shops that are not player owned.

(from here)
➜ Another regain pass, courtesy of Fukawa

(from here)
➜ Island 1 prize: $1100, a $500 food card

(from here)
➜ Male gift, ending in vowel. AKA More cologne.

(from here)
➜ Police file on the serial killings of Genocider Syo

(from here)
➜ Team Purple prize: invitation, photo, and $500

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[He's not. Even going to take the time to read that.]

If you have a point, make it. In a language people actually speak. If not, I have no further business with you.

wut language do u want me 2 speak in?? becuz if u want me 2 speak russian or sumthing gross lyk that then no way

Tell me, what language do you think you're speaking right now?

english!!! rite??

Wrong. It barely resembles English, in fact.

i think thats ur lines speaking again

Then tell me, which aspect of whatever it is you're typing do you think in any way resembles the English language?

that it isnt polish!

The way you type is so illegible it might as well be Polish.

wow polish isnt illegible!!

Try and prove me wrong, in that case.

[Oh wow, he has to think really hard about this then. Which he still doesn't understand because why does he have to think so hard if he wants to speak in something that isn't English? Way to be xenophobic, landlord. Wow.

But he sends a message in Polish that is basically him saying Polish is so not illegible and it is totes cool okay. If you can't see Polish isn't illegible and not cool, Togami, your lines may be a lost cause.]

[Yeah see that proves his point. Mostly because of the languages Togami knows, Polish isn't one of them. There's no need for it. French is a classic language that everyone knows. He's dabbled in German for business purposes, same with English. He's got a few others on his list that he's been working on, or was, rather, before murder school.]

Congratulations, you failed spectacularly.

HOW???????

Do you honestly not see how? Try thinking, I can't do that for you. But then again, you can't even do that for yourself, can you?

c that u need help??? ya i do c that!!! and im rly good at thinking

Unfortunately you've yet to prove that. Nor does your typing lend itself to that idea.

only smart ppl type lyk this

In that case, I weep for the future of Poland.

but my future is ttly great!!! u shuldnt cry over me

[yeah he's not sure what else to do with this, sorry Poland. You're too much for Togami]

We're done here.

UR LINES RNT EVEN FIXED YET THO

We're. Done.

[FIX YOUR OWN LINES, POLAND, GOD!!!!!]

I CAST A SPELL AND IT SAYS WE R NOT DONE

[HIS LINES ARE JUST FINE!!!]

[He's not responding. That spell didn't work. Feel free to kill his inbox with texts until he gets mad.]

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