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(from here)
➜ A receipt for $2000
➜ A small but empty book with Landlord's Notes inscribed on the front.
➜ Another special regain pass (though this one only gives restricted regains; no non-humanoid parts and etc.)
➜ Depending on your own personal taste, a luxury cologne ~~or perfume~~ set.
➜ A special food pass. This means that all food purchases from the date of retrieval to December 31st will be free of charge. This excludes personally owned restaurants and only includes grocery and food shops that are not player owned.

(from here)
➜ Another regain pass, courtesy of Fukawa

(from here)
➜ Island 1 prize: $1100, a $500 food card

(from here)
➜ Male gift, ending in vowel. AKA More cologne.

(from here)
➜ Police file on the serial killings of Genocider Syo

(from here)
➜ Team Purple prize: invitation, photo, and $500

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[his glasses are there so that he's not too perfect. If he didn't have them, he'd blind everyone with rays of pure 100% perfect human being. Although having a flaw almost makes him more perfect. (bad personality, what bad personality?)]

They make industrial grade soap. Pour some of that on her. You'll be able clean not only her, but her clothes, as well.

If you plan on laundering her clothes later, purchase a new washer and dryer. I don't want them in the ones we have now. [Fukawa germs ew]

It doesn't work that way! That sort of soap will completely destroy the fabric of any clothes on her! Getting her to take a bath is the only option!

[Yes, Gau, the thing you should be worried about is her clothes.

Then again, do you want a Fukawa with no clothes to wear do you Togami.]

Another washer and dryer for her? That's way too excessive! The washer kills all bacteria in the clothes anyway!

[to be fair, her clothes are probs permeated with the stench of her BO by this point. No amount of washing will make them better.]

In that case, buy her new clothes. Unless you plan on touching them long enough to wash them. [Because uh. Who wants to touch that.]

I guess Christmas is soon... But I think she'll be very offended!

Why can't you tell her to wash herself, Togami-san? I'm sure she'll listen to anything you say, good or bad! [And that's not a good thing, he thinks.]

You don't think I've done that? [He has told her to wash herself. Many times. She'll listen to other commands for some reason, but not this one.]

She didn't listen to you?

[Color him just as surprised.]

The only explanation is that she misunderstood. Not out of the question for someone like her. [After all, "take a bath" isn't the same as "practice a regular hygiene routine."]

...I know exactly what kind of misunderstanding you're talking about!

[He's been there with her perverted assumptions, man. He feels you.]

It's astounding how someone that's a highly praised young author misunderstands simple commands so often.

I'm starting to think she might want to see things that way!

It's not unthinkable. Even with her being as slow-witted as she is, there's no way she'd misunderstand as often as she does.

It's even worse that she tries to make the other person sound like the pervert afterward!

[Clearly, this sentiment comes from experience.]

In my experience, whenever she opens her disgusting mouth, she's typically the one that comes off as such.

I bumped into her and she thought I was... molesting her! What kind of person thinks that?!

I don't have to tell you how deranged she is. You know that well enough yourself by now.

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