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(from here)
➜ A receipt for $2000
➜ A small but empty book with Landlord's Notes inscribed on the front.
➜ Another special regain pass (though this one only gives restricted regains; no non-humanoid parts and etc.)
➜ Depending on your own personal taste, a luxury cologne ~~or perfume~~ set.
➜ A special food pass. This means that all food purchases from the date of retrieval to December 31st will be free of charge. This excludes personally owned restaurants and only includes grocery and food shops that are not player owned.

(from here)
➜ Another regain pass, courtesy of Fukawa

(from here)
➜ Island 1 prize: $1100, a $500 food card

(from here)
➜ Male gift, ending in vowel. AKA More cologne.

(from here)
➜ Police file on the serial killings of Genocider Syo

(from here)
➜ Team Purple prize: invitation, photo, and $500

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Breaking and entering?! I put a mug on your desk! Why are you so concerned about who goes into your room? Are you hiding something in there?!

[Does he really have to spell it out for you, Gau? It's pretty easy to figure out even if you didn't know his specific thoughts on Fukawa.]

Try thinking before you ask questions like that. Whether you're too blind to realize this or it simply slipped your mind, I can't say, but you're hardly the only other person in that house.

[Right, well. He had a point there. But-]

Even if that's the case, that's no reason to treat me like a criminal! Why would I want anything to do with your possessions?!

[In response to that, Gau just gets A Look. Does he know what Gau would want specifically? No. But he also knows that he's not on horrible terms with Fukawa. He at least tries to talk with her. So there is one big possibility, even though he's aware it's a small one at that, and that is--stealing things to give to Fukawa. It's hard enough keeping her off of his stuff as it is, he doesn't need Gau ruining that.]

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What is it?!

[The significance of the Look is lost on him. Even if Fukawa asked, and even if he was far from liking Togami, he wouldn't steal from the guy.]

There's no way of knowing if she hadn't bribed you to take something of mine. I wouldn't put it past her.

Togami-san, I'm not a criminal! [from a certain point of view which is not the ninja world's, at least.] No matter how much she offers to pay me I won't commit a crime for her!

[And on another note-] I won't encourage Fukawa-san stealing things from you either! Her obsession with you is unhealthy!

[he's tried to make her look at her life and her choices but it isn't working, dammit]

[well that's refreshing to hear. But he's sure if she held a pair of scissors up to his neck, he might not be so set in his ways.]

There's not a single thing about that girl that could be considered healthy. Try convincing her to bathe regularly while you're at it. [he could order her to do it himself, but the less he has to deal with her, the better, right?

Fukawa-san is-!

[raises finger up to make a point!!

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uh

let's see

what about her is healthy?

she's physically fit- no.

she eats well- no.

she tries to sleep enough- no.

she's caring and considerate in all of her relationships- no.

You can clearly see him going through all of these options in his expression.

lowers finger.]

Er...

...

She, um, takes care of her eyesight, at least...

[Those are prescription glasses, which indicates some level of care about the health of her eyes...?

The definition of damming with faint praise here.]

I'll try, but I know she's going to take that request entirely the wrong way! [He's oddly compliant with this. Then again, don't think he can't smell her either.]

[See, Gau. See. If that's the only thing you could come up with, you know he's right. But he's always right, he's Byakuya Togami.]

Or you could argue she cares so little about her eyesight she let it get as bad as it is now.

Spray her with the hose if you have to, I don't care how you do it. She smells, and I'm tired of it.

I don't think you can actually make eyesight worse... Isn't it something that happens naturally?

[Staring at you and your glasses, bro.]

Anyway, that wouldn't help at all with the smell! Haven't you ever smelled a wet dog? Without any soap, it's the same principle!

[uhhhh sorry for comparing you to a dog by accident fukawa oops]

I'd offer to do her laundry for her, but I know she'll pervert that somehow!

[his glasses are there so that he's not too perfect. If he didn't have them, he'd blind everyone with rays of pure 100% perfect human being. Although having a flaw almost makes him more perfect. (bad personality, what bad personality?)]

They make industrial grade soap. Pour some of that on her. You'll be able clean not only her, but her clothes, as well.

If you plan on laundering her clothes later, purchase a new washer and dryer. I don't want them in the ones we have now. [Fukawa germs ew]

It doesn't work that way! That sort of soap will completely destroy the fabric of any clothes on her! Getting her to take a bath is the only option!

[Yes, Gau, the thing you should be worried about is her clothes.

Then again, do you want a Fukawa with no clothes to wear do you Togami.]

Another washer and dryer for her? That's way too excessive! The washer kills all bacteria in the clothes anyway!

[to be fair, her clothes are probs permeated with the stench of her BO by this point. No amount of washing will make them better.]

In that case, buy her new clothes. Unless you plan on touching them long enough to wash them. [Because uh. Who wants to touch that.]

I guess Christmas is soon... But I think she'll be very offended!

Why can't you tell her to wash herself, Togami-san? I'm sure she'll listen to anything you say, good or bad! [And that's not a good thing, he thinks.]

You don't think I've done that? [He has told her to wash herself. Many times. She'll listen to other commands for some reason, but not this one.]

She didn't listen to you?

[Color him just as surprised.]

The only explanation is that she misunderstood. Not out of the question for someone like her. [After all, "take a bath" isn't the same as "practice a regular hygiene routine."]

...I know exactly what kind of misunderstanding you're talking about!

[He's been there with her perverted assumptions, man. He feels you.]

It's astounding how someone that's a highly praised young author misunderstands simple commands so often.

I'm starting to think she might want to see things that way!

It's not unthinkable. Even with her being as slow-witted as she is, there's no way she'd misunderstand as often as she does.

It's even worse that she tries to make the other person sound like the pervert afterward!

[Clearly, this sentiment comes from experience.]

In my experience, whenever she opens her disgusting mouth, she's typically the one that comes off as such.

I bumped into her and she thought I was... molesting her! What kind of person thinks that?!

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hollyheights Mailbox

[video] YOU'RE RUINING MY LIIIIIFFEEE

[video] AS LONG AS YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE, YOU FOLLOW MY RULES!!!!

[video] YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL DAD

[video] HOW DARE YOU. AFTER EVERYTHING I LET YOU DO FOR NANAKO

[video] YEAH BECAUSE YOU WERE DOING SO MUCH FOR HER BEFORE DAD

[video] I GAVE HER A BEDROOM TO STAY IN, THAT'S ENOUGH

[video] HOW GENEROUS OF YOU

[video] the togami conglomerate is nothing if not generous

[video] that's what they're known for sure

[video] it is, ask their obligatory charity donations for tax deductions

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